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चिंटू: अगरतुम्हें तबेले में भैंसें गिननी हों, तो कैसे गिनोगे? पिंकू: पहले सब भैंसों के सींग गिनूंगा, फिर उन्हें दो से भाग कर दूंगा।

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11 months ago

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अरे हम तो मम्मी के इतने लायक बेटे हैं कि जब तक मम्मी सुबह उठने के लिए न बोलें, तब तक मजाल है जो आंख भी खोल दें।

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टीचर : बताओ, मंकी को हिंदी में क्या कहते हैं? चिंटू : बंदर। टीचर : किताब में से देखकर बोला न? चिंटू : नहीं सर, मैंने तो आपको देखकर बोला।

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Couple date par tha, Dad ne dekh liya!! Dad ne call kiya: beta kaha ho? Beta: Paper dene aaya hu...Dad: Zara dhyan se.. is paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.

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Ek ladka samose kharidne gaya...Ladka : samose hai??? Halwai : nahi hai...Ladka : (gusse se) Dekh lunga...Halwai : kya dekh lega be? Ladka : uncle agli dukaan pe dekh lunga

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Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai - Bhoot Insan ko darane ke liye..Machchar Insan ko satane ke liye & Husband or Wife Insan ko banane k liye...

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Wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti hai aur usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti hai..ulta mat soch yar......ye hai machis ki tili...

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Aap “PAGAL” ho! Gussa kyu hote ho? Mera matlab hai..P- Pyare, A- Attractive, G- Genious, A- Active, L- Lovable..ab muskuraiye mat, hai to PAGAL hi na..

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya..Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swaad hai..Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

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