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By: Bharat In: Santa Banta SMS

SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha ThaBaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

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4 weeks ago

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gaya..Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

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11 months ago

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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swaad hai..Jeeto, maatha peette huye: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

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11 months ago

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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

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11 months ago

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Santa ki dadi mar gayi...Ek admi bola:Mujhe bhi saath le jati dadi...Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi saath le jati dadi..Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata sumo se gayi hai jo tumhe bhi saath le jati....

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11 months ago

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa- Mujhe Machis Chahiye Thi..Passenger- Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The? Santa- Main Ajnabi Se Baat Nahi Karta.

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11 months ago

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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ka birthday hai. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai..Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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11 months ago

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Santa: oye Banta machli khayega? Banta: nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain..Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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one year ago

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